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Fun Things to Do During A Test by timewarper93, literature

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Fun Things to Do During A Test

1.When you get the test,begin yelling, "OH,oh God,ok,yeah I know this one,ok,what's the date,WHAT'S MY NAME???'' 2.Ask for a glass of Mountian Dew(or something else you like to drink) with a bendy straw and a little umbrella,and when you are denied,yell,"The service here stinks!" and pout at your desk.If you're feeling saucy,march out the door. 3.Give your pencil a prep talk before and after each test. 4.Determine the gender of your test,then offer to determine the tests of your class mates. 5.If you get a good grade on the test,call a few of your classmates over,smile sweetly at them and say, "I got an A!! My parents are gonna minimize m

Beyond Forest Lane--Chap.4 by timewarper93, literature

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Beyond Forest Lane--Chap.4

There are humans among us. Beings of flesh and blood within our domain. "The humans are here to enslave us." Grandmother rasped upon her return through the Impasse Wood. "The humans will rip the bark from the trees,taint the water flowing through our holy spring,and capture us. "We will be seperated,I will be a slave to our captors,Terra will be a carnival sideshow attraction,and you ,Michael,will be killed and examined.'' I know better than to trust that old hag's intuition. Her only companion left in the world is my older sister,Terra. I truly believe that these intruders have visited our holy spring m

Horror Movie Advice by timewarper93, literature

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Horror Movie Advice

1. If you can hear someone(thing) at your window or door ,don't waste time asking ''Who's there?" Start looking for blunt and/or pointy objects to defend yourself. 2.If you're the distraction,use a good distraction,dammit! Some excellent distractions are doing the Time Warp,start complaning about the psycotic sparrows that live in your colon,or break down and start screaming about your crappy love-life. All very distracting,but more importantly,it's awkaward for the killer to watch! 3. If you're watching TV and the killer breaks in,remember that blunt/pointy object in bit of advice numero uno? Well,threaten to ram the object up their *inser

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Horror Movie Advice by timewarper93, literature

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Beyond Forest Lane--Chap.4 by timewarper93, literature

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Deviant for 17 years
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Current Residence: Your empty skull
Favourite genre of music: Pretty much anything but genaric boy band crap and pop "princesses"
Favourite photographer: Olivia R.
Favourite style of art: I dunno,,
Operating System: Laptop
MP3 player of choice: A little blue one
Shell of choice: Seashell?
Wallpaper of choice: Something calming to look at.
Skin of choice: Decaying Spanish flesh
Favourite cartoon character: Terra and Raven from Teen Titans
Personal Quote: The spork is the ultimate weapon!!!

Favourite Visual Artist

Monet,Ayla P.,Da Vinci,Van Gogh,snapesnogger

Favourite Movies

Hmm,,The Rocky Horror Picture Show,I suppose

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Rob Zombie,The Beatles,Fort Minor,Linkin Park

Favourite Writers

Myself and all my friends on DA!!

Favourite Games

Kingdom Hearts,Halo 1&2,Pikmn

Favourite Gaming Platform

Whatever's convenient at the time

Tools of the Trade

My sinister and twisted mind and my laptop

Other Interests

meditation,scented candles,incense,writing stories and poetry

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timewarper93

Dec 15, 2006

Adios dA....

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 Ok, yeah I'm leaving dA. It's not because of any huge reason, I'm just leaving. I dunno, I just feel like it's a wasted account. I'm just burnt out, I guess. I may get a new account, if so, I'll get in touch with all my friends and re- connect. Until then....     Ayla, Murk Hellsing, CBrideEmily, and anyone else I've been in touch with on here, I love you guys a bunch. Thanks for being good to me. :hug:

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timewarper93

Dec 15, 2006

Devious Journal Entry

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timewarper93

Nov 7, 2006

I sense there's something in the wind...

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God, I love fall. The smell, the air, it's perfect. :D So here's some current business with me:  I'm entering a poster contest. The topic is "Celebrating Peace" My poster is going to be my projection of Mother Nature, and as badly as I want to try do do an anatomy pic, nudity isn't "appropriate" here. Whatev. Everyone in my homeroom thinks I'm a lezbian anyway because I brought in a Amy Brown notebook, and the faerie was nude. (Her knees covered her breasts!!)  Anyone who knows me and has been in my bedroom, you all know my bed was two matresses on the ground, but not anymore! Now I have a day bed! :clap: I have a twin size matress, but